Two Stoke men, Nigel Neville and Phil Gaylord, have become the first people in Britain to be convicted of creating a crop circle. The pair, members of the choir at St Terry the Enforcer’s Church, created a 36 metre diameter crop circle in a sprout field near Bagnall. Discovered by Police working security at a nearby cockfight, they said in court that they were doing God’s work and only God could judge them.
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| Nigel and Phil outside Fenton Magistrates Court |
This attitude did not go down well with presiding Judge Blairs, who sentenced the pair to 5 years hard labour. Judge Blairs, who fought for General Franco in the Spanish Civil War, plans on spending his retirement by watching Britney Spears videos.
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