Thursday 22 December 2011

12 Ghost of Christmas (4)

Single mother-of-three Chloe Dogg (not related to Snoop), 17, was taking a hard-earned cigarette break away from her kids near to her house in Packmoor when she was flashed by the ghost of a miner!

Packmoor's Commercial District

"He 'ad one of them there 'elmets wi' a light on top," Chloe explains, just in case you were wondering how she knew it was a miner. "I'll tell thee now, if I catch up wi' it, I'll smack its bastard face in," Chloe added, warning the ghost of her anger at his actions. "What kinda woman does t' ghost take me for? Does I look like a slag?"

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