Tuesday 27 December 2011

12 Ghosts of Christmas (7)

Fisherman Bill Spatz was fishing in the Trent and Mersey Canal in Etruria when he claims to have caught a ghost fish!

Bill Spatz, last week

"The canal was angry that day," said Bill. "Aye, and the sky, she too was filled with rage, my friend. T'was like a normal fish, as I recall, deep into the embers of my fading memory, but see through and ghosty. T'was a bad sign, so I left it on the bank to die an unnatural death and vowed ne'er to trouble them waters again. I now go to Lake Burslem."

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