Saturday 24 December 2011

12 Ghosts of Christmas (5)

Dave Murray was enjoying his weekly visit to a massage parlour in Cobridge when he opened his eyes to see that the "masseuse" hadn't even started and he was being wanked off by a ghost!

How many of these properties are massage parlours?

"I just let it carry on," explained Mr Murray, who recently paid two tramps to fight each other. "It was too late to stop by the time I realised."

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