Friday, 24 August 2012

Zombies Vote Conservative

A top, top election official in Stoke is disputing a recent claim that more than 950 people who voted in recent city council elections could actually be dead. Of the 100 names of so-called zombie voters her office was allowed to examine, all were still eligible to vote, and all voted Conservative.

A zombie

"They would have voted for us anyway, what's the big deal? Would you deny someone their dying wish? Would you?" said Conservative city councillor Miff Barnstormer.

The data checking came after the director of the city council's famine division ("Stoke Aid"), Terry Pie, testified to Stoke elders that an estimated 950-plus dead people had voted since the day they had died in the recent council election.

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