Reader Appeal

Reader Chubb Yates has sent the following appeal:

"I'm looking to start a powerful new secret society, here in Stoke. Influential people and professionals from local industry are welcome to join. Grunt workers and scroungers are not. I'm looking to get into the puppet master game. I would like us to rule Stoke from the shadows, as well as hopefully being involved in lots of other shady dealings and conspiracies. I have a coat of arms and secret handshake ready to use. My mum says we can use her house for meetings. She will also provide sarnies and crisps."

If you're interested, please get in touch with Chubb.

Reader Request

Reader Chubb Yates has sent in the following request:

"Like R Kelly, I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Literally. I have made some wings out of old feathers and science. If you would like to test out my wings and be one of if not the first human being ever to take flight, then please meet me by the old observatory near to Trentham Monkey Park this coming Sunday morn at 10am sharp. I will be dressed like a mad scientist, including goggles, and carrying some massive wings. Thanks in advance."

Reader Request

Reader Chubb Yates has sent in the following request to the emergency STOKE PARANORMAL SOCIETY phoneline:

"I believe there may be fairies in some woods I frequent. I want to put together an experienced team of hunters to go looking for them. If you are interested, then please meet me at 11am this Sunday morning by the canal lock in Stocky Brook [Stockton Brook]. I have my own nets and poisoned arrows and expect you to have some too. No time wasters please."