Self-described "Stoke layabout" Gil Gerard has spent the last 15 years of his life playing the game 'SimCity 2000' on his Super Nintendo, recreating Stoke to the smallest detail... only to see it destroyed in a matter of hours by a rampaging Bowser!
"I'm pretty gutted, to be honest," said a forlorn Gil. "I feel like my life's work has been for nothing."
"I don't think that this means that an attack will definitely happen," said environmental analyst Cob Juicer. "But, SimCity 2000 is a very intelligent simulator and if it says Bowser will attack Stoke, we should at least be on the lookout."
Stoke City Council have described the chances of Stoke being destroyed by Bowser as "minimal".
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