Fairy Cream is a substance which allows humans to see fairies. Be careful though, as a fairy may have tampered with it to harm you!
According to myth, the cream used to be given to newborn babies to calm them and stop their annoying crying. Accidentally, a judge of a newborn baby competition got some in her eyes and was able to see fairies and the grotto they had in the house. After becoming aware of this, the fairies added some of their jizz to the cream to spoil it. When the judge asked other people to try the cream, it just stung their eyes and didn't help them to see the fairies. The judge was branded a madwoman and killed.
The cream also allows humans to see through the lies of fairies. For example, if a fairy has disguised itself as a human midget or leprechaun, the user would see the fairy in its true hideous form, and not its cute leppy form.
"Contrary to public perception, fairies are actually devious swine and should be exterminated," fairy hunting expert Tom Comb said. "Fortunately, their flesh is delicious."
