Dragon Roast Island

Dragon Roast Island is the largest island on Benny Island, located on Lake Zora, the smallest lake on Benny Island. The island is home to Death Mountain, one of the biggest free standing rock formations in Stoke.

An unusual weather phenomenon means that the top of the mountain is always covered in clouds, even if there is no others in the sky. Legend says that these clouds are actually smoke produced by Grumpy Ole Terry, the dragon that lives on top of the mountain, who spends his days chucking rocks at passers by down below.

Dragon Ball Stoke

A new think piece by experts at Staffordshire University has said that dragons may have lived in Stoke as recently as the 1970s when they were probably displaced by council estates.

"We've found lots of evidence of burned stuff all over Stoke," Professor Burt Daydream wrote. "We recently discovered a burned out Ford Cortina with a dead body in it in some woods in Fegg Hayes. It has been there for quite some time. We believe a dragon did this. There was also a strong smell of piss in the area. Again, we believe a dragon was responsible, maybe the same one."

Global Warming Caused By Dragons, Says UKIP

Any warming of the Earth is caused by fire breathing dragons and is not man made, a UKIP councillor has told party supporters at a rally in Cobridge.

"These foreign dragons coming over here and warming our environment, it's a disgrace," the councillor roared to UKIP voters. "UKIP will put and end to this if we come to power and send them back to game of thrones land or wherever they come from."

"This is interesting," Professor Gary Hammers of Staffordshire University said. "We've long suspected dragons of inhabiting mountains in Fegg Hayes, but sightings are few and far between. They do breathe fire and fire does warm stuff up, so this could be legit."