Friday 6 April 2012

Sex Shop Installs Rear Entrance To Escape Jeers Of Ghosts

An adult shop in Hanley has installed a rear entrance because of jeers punters received from ghosts who haunt the empty pub opposite!

In recent weeks, those looking to enter the shop discreetly were given a shock as pub ghosts reacted with friendly banter and a loud "wa-hey!".

Like you didn't know which one it was

Shop owner Kenny Loggins said: "I think the shop just wanted something a bit more discreet. Most pervs are quite open about the fact they go the shop, but others might want to stay a bit more secretive."

The shop has been open for around 20 years but Loggins admitted the "banter" from the pub meant they had to put in the back door. Horny people can still use the front door but three quarters choose new entrance, which has no bell and a wooden screen around it.

One 46-year-old customer of the shop, who did not wish to be identified by wearing a gimp mask, said: "It was all a bit of fun, but it was terribly embarrassing. People stopped coming in the end. Business must have dropped off in the last few weeks. But they've changed it now, so we can all come again."

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