Monday 9 April 2012

Could HS2 Unleash A Plague Of Vampires And/Or Zombies?

Upto 50,000 bodies will have to be dug up to build the new HS2 rail link in Britain, and developers fear it could unleash a plague of zombies or vampires!

Historians estimate that 50,000 bodies have been buried in the public gardens and cemetaries that will need to be bulldozed to build the rail links that will eventually pass Stoke to the east and west. The government also wants demolish hundreds of council homes and dozens of buildings in what has been billed as one of the largest development ever seen in the UK.


On Saturday night, at a hog roast held to celebrate the £33 billion railway, a HS2 director, Chet Mingus, revealed that 100 paranormal hunters are being employed to fight any supernatural threat created by the project. He said: "We are prepared for any eventuality, natural or otherwise."

Lord Hankey of Bentilee, an outspoken critic of HS2, says this is further justification for shelving the project. "This is just one reason from a whole big list in my head as to why we should stop this MADNESS now."

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