Hanford-based cult The Children of Gaia has learned today that it has gained academy status, the first cult in Stoke to do so.
It’s a big relief for followers of the cult, as most recently they had to start a 'Save Our Cult' campaign as it was under threat of closure due to a large tax bill.
The cult received a letter this morning from Michael Gove's Department of Education approving the application put in by the cult's governing council over the summer holidays.
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| Michael Gove, yesterday |
Mistress Coitus, cult leader, said: "We will now stay open. It's very good news for everybody. We told our followers this morning and we're sending a letter out to people in the local community and our enemies on the morrow."
The conversion can take place any time in the next four to six months ready for the new school year in September.
"Lot of hard work begins today," Mistress Coitus continued, "We need to research and evaluate which is the best way forward now – do we become self-governing or join an existing academy group like the NEAB? The curriculum itself will be based on Gaia's teaching, but all are welcome to attend. The day-to-day won't change – it will be the same cult, beliefs and worship. There's a possibility of a new uniform. I'm into black leather right now."
As the Children of Gaia has achieved academy status, its tax debt will now be written off.
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