Police in Hanley were caught with their pants down earlier today - when a psychic in their custody on public indecency charges escpaed during a supervised visit to the toilet!
The man caused chaos on the roads after escaping from Hanley Police Station. The Bentilee-based psychic, Jeb Diamond, brought traffic to a standstill as he bounded naked between cars during the city's rush hour.
"We thought we had him cornered and then he jumped right over a burning effigy of David Cameron and he was off down the road like a bastard," said Police spokesman Barry Shanks.
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| David Cameron burns! |
The man had been arrested earlier for walking naked along Dividy Road in Bentilee while singing the Christina Aguilera hit 'Beautiful' and rubbing his erect nipples at oncoming traffic.
"He's now very calm and happy again and none the worse for his little adventure," added Barry Shanks. "It reminded me of the film 'Baby's Day Out', if you've seen it. But with an oiled-up naked psychic instead of a baby."
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