Sunday 21 October 2012

Strange Bones Discovered At Stoke Sentral

Construction on Stoke's new bus station and retail complex, Stoke Sentral (aka: City Sentral), has ground to a halt after strange bones were discovered at the site.


The bus station part of the complex, planned to be open before the end of the year, is not now expected to be completed until the excavation for further bones is complete. The retail complex, due for completion in 2015 will also be delayed.

"These could be anything from dinosaur bones to vampires or aliens," says archaeology expert Pob Hemsworth. "Wild speculation is the order of the day until we have knocked everything down and can trawl through the wreckage with hammers. The regeneration of Stoke city centre can wait, bones are more important than progress."

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