Thursday 10 May 2012

Ring-Fenced By Bigfoot

Not all Bigfoot sightings take place in Central Forest Park or surrounding area in Hanley. In 1956, coal miners at a colliery near to Fenton Park claimed that their cabin was attacked by a group of Bigfoot during one of their cigarette breaks.

A Bigfoot attacks a miner with a metal bar

Team leader of the miners, Terry Biggins, described what happened. "We were having a synergy meeting [combined smoke break and strategy meeting], looking to re-brand the nature of what we do, given the recent paradigm shift in our industry. We were drilling-down a deliverable, massive-aggressive campaignment, when a rock smashed through one of the cabin windows. We went outside and found ourselves ring-fenced by some Bigfoot, who continued to throw rocks at us. We were hoping to outsource a fight back, but no-one came to our help. We brainstormed and decided that the best practice was to shoot back at them with guns. I'm sure we downsized them by shooting one or more of the Bigfoot, but I can't say for sure. Going forward, we knew we needed to have better mission-critical defences against Bigfoot attacks. So we gave all the miners guns."

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