Friday, 3 February 2012

Bigfoot vs Bill Walley

In 1932, Blurton grandfather Bill Walley, aged 29, and some of his friends were on a hunting trip in the wilds of Central Forest Park. The hunting party was hoping to shoot some deer or buffalo, but disappointingly had to settle for wolves and badgers.

A badger

One night, after reaching Cobridge Creek and settling in their tent for a group masturbation session, the men were disturbed by loud sounds from outside. They went out to find two Bigfoot fighting one another! The men gathered around, chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!" as one would normally do in such a situation, but this seemed to confuse the Bigfoot. They then picked up some rabbits, threw them at the men, then ran off into the woods. Walley took some casts of the footprints, which he then sold on street corners in Blurton and Hollybush.

A typical Bigfoot footprint
 
Following Bill Walley’s story, and the excitement over his casts of Bigfoot footprints at Cobridge Creek, the Stoke City Council finally relented and allowed roads to built in and out of the city allowing "outsiders" to freely visit Stoke, and Stokies to leave. As such, the year 1932 was a watershed for the Bigfoot myth. Within that year, the first groups of Bigfoot hunters, tourists and enthusiasts arrived from all over the North Midlands hoping to kill a Bigfoot, or at least wound one.

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