Friday 14 December 2012

Conspiracy Corner With Dave Munton

No. 2: The Moon Landings

There are lazy bozos out there who claim that the moon landings were faked and that the landing footage was filmed in a big studio out in the desert somewhere.

FALSE!

The truth is that man didn't land on the moon, but actually landed on Mars! According to documents I've seen, marked as "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you", NASA didn't think that the world was ready for man landing on Mars so they just pretended Mars was the Moon. This is why the photographs of the landings have shadows in all the wrong places (if they were on the moon) and lead people to believe that they were faked.

Next time: Noel Edmonds

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