Thursday 29 November 2012

Stoke Paranormal Society Is "Filth"

Stoke Paranormal Society employee Barry T. Badger has stunned the organisation and its fans by branding it "filth" and saying that people should not join it.

The office chimney sweep, 19, who joined the organisation as a 10 year old, made the shocking claim on a video posted on YouPorn.

Barry T. Badger, yesterday

"If you are a member of Stoke Paranormal Society then please stop," pleaded Badger in the video. "I am a member and I don't want to be. Please stop filling your head with filth."

The reaction of Badger's bosses is unknown, but managing director Monty Deschanel is reported to have "thrown a benny" when he saw the video.

"If being here is contributing to that guy down there's plan," continued Badger, pointing downwards, i.e. to hell, "Then I don't want to be here."

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