Tuesday 31 January 2012

BNP Councillor Wants To Colonise The Moon

Local BNP councillor Dave Bender wants to build a permanent colony on the moon and, if his dream is fully realised, the benefits to Stoke's economy could be huge.

The mayoral candidate has repeatedly defended his party's goal to establish a "permanent lunar colony on the moon" by the end of his second-term as mayor - if he is elected. Councillor Bender said he wants to eventually turn the moon into a bustling tourist destination, and hopes to use it for commercial purposes, including a theme park and massage parlour - both staffed by Stokies.

The BNP's planned moonbase

"I do not want us be the country that invented everything first, including the idea of space travel, but then turned around and said, 'It doesn't really matter, let the Russkies, Chinkies and the Yanks dominate space, what do we care?' I think that is a path of national decline, and I am for Britain being a great country, not a country with knob rot," Bender said at a BNP meeting in Bentilee.

He also dismissed claims of hypocrisy given his party's stance on immigration. "There isn't anyone living on the moon, as far as I'm aware," Bender said. "And if there is, they would be better off under British rule, just like most of the world was when the Empire was in full swing. Fact."

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