PI Falls Out Of Hospital Window

One of Stoke's leading paranormal investigators, Mick Wessex, has fallen out of a hospital window while he was mooning a group of nurses who were outside treating an old woman and an orphan child who had crashed into each other.

Mr Wessex, who was in hospital for a severe head trauma suffered when a gargoyle fell onto his head, was said to be recovering well from his injuries when the incident occurred.

"He was wobbling his naked arse at us when he lost his balance and fell down," said nurse Tracy Cauliflower. "He fell down with his trousers still around his ankles. He was writhing around on the floor with his junk shaking right at us."

Fortunately, the pensioner, who was old and would have died soon anyway, broke Mick's fall and he suffered only cracked ribs and bruised buttocks in the accident as she valiantly gave up her life for the benefit of others. "It's what the old woman would have wanted," said Mick's agent.