Sunday, 11 November 2012

"Honest Matt" Confirms Bursie Sighting

A local man known as "Honest Matt" has claimed that the recent sighting of Bursie by a group of liars was genuine and that he witnessed the whole thing.

In a harrowing comment on the Fathers 4 Justice website (below a story called "Say it with hate this Mother's Day") that reduced this reporter to horrible tears, Honest Matt claims to have been at Lake Burslem when the sighting occurred.


"I was at Phil Taylor Bay, writhing around topless in a mermaid costume for my own amusement," posted Honest Matt. "I saw the whole thing. It was exactly as the liars described it. But better."

However, Terry Fenton, from Fenton, leader of the liars, says Honest Matt is lying. "There were definitely no topless mermaids there, he is lying."

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