In the summer of 1974, a 14 year old boy (Dave Dumper) was fishing for tadpoles to eat on a small creek in Central Forest Park when he looked up and noticed a Bigfoot throwing badger eggs at him from the opposite bank, approximately 20 feet away. The creature was over 8 feet tall, with white hair, a pot belly and a pink complexion. Its nose was wide and pink and it had "teeth like bastards". This was a rare albino Bigfoot.
Dave threw his knife at the Bigfoot before scrambling onto the motorbike he had stolen earlier that day and rode away, laying a buzzin' wheel spin and popping a phat wheelie as he left.
The Bigfoot, angered by this, chased Dave for a while but tripped over a local homeless drunk passed out on the floor. The boy wanted to retrieve his belongings but was too scared to go back alone.
Eventually he managed to persuade his step-father, a local drug dealer who initially didn't believe his story, to go with him. They returned to the area and found the creature's footprints, which they immediately destroyed any trace of in a show of strength to the Bigfoot, should he choose to return to the area.
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| Dave Dumper |
Dave threw his knife at the Bigfoot before scrambling onto the motorbike he had stolen earlier that day and rode away, laying a buzzin' wheel spin and popping a phat wheelie as he left.
The Bigfoot, angered by this, chased Dave for a while but tripped over a local homeless drunk passed out on the floor. The boy wanted to retrieve his belongings but was too scared to go back alone.
Eventually he managed to persuade his step-father, a local drug dealer who initially didn't believe his story, to go with him. They returned to the area and found the creature's footprints, which they immediately destroyed any trace of in a show of strength to the Bigfoot, should he choose to return to the area.
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