Friday, 13 April 2012

Friday The 13th

Friday the 13th is a day of mystique, superstitions and bad luck! It has also been estimated that around £250 million is lost from the Stoke economy every Friday the 13th because people can’t be bothered to turn up to work on those days! (Or the Jobcentre.)

It is thought the rumours of bad luck were started by snooty (15-a-aside) Rugby Union fans, who wanted to denigrate the working class fans of (13-a-side) Rugby League, so they put the word out onto the street that 13 was an unlucky number, a belief many people have latched onto down the years.

One, two, Freddy's coming for you

Famous superstitions of Friday the 13th

Being born on Friday the 13th means you will be ugly and have bad luck for life! Celebrities born on Friday the 13th include the Olsen twins and Fidel Castro.

Do not cut your hair into a "bob" cut, or else your children will quite literally die of embarrassment!

If you kill someone on Friday the 13th, then you will die tomorrow!

Hovercrafts should not be launched or they will sink forever!

Do not consult a medium or you'll be possessed by the devil!

Your superstition e-mails

Mikey Bigglesworth, Chell: "I'm not risking it, so I'm staying in bed all day, drinking and wanking."

Clive Power, Sneyd Green: "If I go to the petrol station, I will spit on every other car there and key them too if I get the chance."

Colin Phile, Birches Head: "I blame the Disney bigwigs, religious maniacs and Eurocrats for this, most superstitions were for good luck before they got involved."

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