A new think piece by experts at Staffordshire University has said that dragons may have lived in Stoke as recently as the 1970s when they were probably displaced by council estates.
"We've found lots of evidence of burned stuff all over Stoke," Professor Burt Daydream wrote. "We recently discovered a burned out Ford Cortina with a dead body in it in some woods in Fegg Hayes. It has been there for quite some time. We believe a dragon did this. There was also a strong smell of piss in the area. Again, we believe a dragon was responsible, maybe the same one."
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