Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Man Hairier Than Robin Williams Found

An extremely hairy man has been seen in Fegg Hayes, described by witnesses as being "hairier than Robin Williams".

The man was spotted near to the town's coliseum, wearing a top hat and Adidas tracksuit, drinking beer and spitting on the pavement. Tourists asked him to pose for photographs with them.

Offers for the mysterious man have been pouring in from local carnivals, with the Chell Heath Carnival the current frontrunner.

If you see the hairy man, you are advised to contact local newspapers or post about it on Facebook.

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