Sunday, 3 November 2013

Halloween Round-Up

Halloween in Stoke is always a grand affair and this year was no different, with a 75% increase in reported deaths, setting a new city record for the holiday.


A bad heroin batch accounted for some of the deaths though city officials are putting the increase down to angry loners on top of churches taking pot shots at people with sniper rifles.

Staffordshire Police have warned revellers that 5 November is the busiest night of the year for murderers as they can burn their victims's bodies on bonfires almost undetected.

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