A leading Stoke professor claims to have made a breakthrough in the fight against alien mind control.
Professor Mick Nagg says that wearing a foil hat that he has designed is guaranteed to keep you safe from brain molestation.
"All I will say is that I haven't been subjected to thought control once since I started wearing this hat," says the Professor. "The proof's in the pudding and the pudding is on my head."
You can buy a tailored version of the hat from Professor Nagg's own website for just £500.
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