Ahead of this weekend's football cup match between Stoke City (of the Premier League) and Derby County (of the Endsleigh league), I've been getting abusive correspondence from people in Derbyshire. Such as this e-mail from Billy Ray Cooter in Derby who wrote:
"How many people from Stoke does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the bulb then about ten more to go to the JobCentre to claim dole saying that they're looking for work as lightbulb changers. But they're not really, they're just claiming the dole. Ha ha ha."
Billy Ray is obviously having a dig at the workshy nature/high unemployment of people from Stoke. Well, Billy Ray, at least people from Staffordshire don't marry their brothers and sisters or get off with their Grandads! Yeah, I said it! You Derbyshire folk are a bunch of inbred rednecks! Have some of that! The shoe's on the other foot and eating humble pie now!
Anyway, here's hoping for a fair match of association soccer this weekend. Which, hopefully, Derby won't win.
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| Miss Derbyshire 2011 |
Anyway, here's hoping for a fair match of association soccer this weekend. Which, hopefully, Derby won't win.
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