Bigfoot vs Paul Brown

On 14 February 1984, Paul Brown, Managing Director of the Paul Brown Bigfoot Foundation, was a guest on the Sam Plank Signal Radio Paranormal Hour and announced that he was about to undertake an expedition into Central Forest Park. "I am 100% sure that we will be able to capture a Bigfoot," he vowed.

Two weeks later, Brown phoned the same radio show from inside the park and declared that he had cornered a Bigfoot in a cave and was arranging a big net with which to catch it.

Brown spoke to Sam Plank again a few days later and said that there was no Bigfoot. "It was just a drunken spaz dressed as Chewbacca," he explained. "Unfortunately, the man died in the struggle." The hunt continued, sadly without capturing a Bigfoot.