Wednesday, 31 December 2014

Dragon Roast Island

Dragon Roast Island is the largest island on Benny Island, located on Lake Zora, the smallest lake on Benny Island. The island is home to Death Mountain, one of the biggest free standing rock formations in Stoke.

An unusual weather phenomenon means that the top of the mountain is always covered in clouds, even if there is no others in the sky. Legend says that these clouds are actually smoke produced by Grumpy Ole Terry, the dragon that lives on top of the mountain, who spends his days chucking rocks at passers by down below.

Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Benny Island

Benny Island, located on Lake Burslem, is the largest island in Stoke. It is home to a series of underwater caves, which are home to powerful spirits of long dead fish people from a bygone age.

These spirits are of the elders of an extinct race called x who ruled the area before humans had fully evolved. Feeding on cockles, the race died out due to laziness.


Unfortunately, the spirits of this master race haven't been fully investigated as there are no paranormal investigators in Stoke who happen to have the necessary underwater skills to check them out or make contact with their spirits. As such, much of what we know about them is pure speculation.

Some of that speculation includes that they were demons, tortured crabs and poked stuff with tridents for fun.

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Hypnotist Convicted

Fenton hypnotist Cameron David has been sentenced to 12 hours imprisonment after being found guilty of abusing his magic powers.

David was found to have coerced women through hypnosis into handies, blowies and posing for nude pictures. One woman also claimed he got her to do a shit in the middle of his neighbour's lawn as part of a long running dispute.


While the criminal sentence isn't that large, the punishment he receives from the city's magic community could be.

"The punishment he gets from Stoke's Magic Council could be anything," magic expert Steve Dregs said. "He could get imprisoned in a cube of pure energy, he could be sent to another dimension for eternity, or he could just be asked to hand over any pictures and videos he made while doing it and that's it. It’s anybody's guess, really."