Friday, 21 June 2013

RAF Trentham Defies Orders

Senior staff at RAF Trentham have told the STOKE PARANORMAL SOCIETY that they disobeyed orders from RAF bigwigs to stop investigating UFOs, and will continue to do so.

"Investigating UFO reports is probably the most fun aspect of our work," says Major General Ken Major. "All the other stuff to do with planes and helicopters is actually pretty boring and we don't really care for it that much."


It was revealed earlier this week that the RAF closed down its UFO hotline in 2009.

"We won't be stopping our UFO work," says base chief General Lib Clownfish. "We are prepared to leave the RAF and become an independent airbase if necessary."