Stokies have been warned to be on the lookout for an evil cat in Hanford.
"I saw it last night from my bedroom window, on top of my shed," Jane Cookies said. "It looked up at me then did a shit."
"I came home to see the cat pissing on my sofa," reported Mary Muggins. "It was looking at me as it did it, the bastard."
The cat is described as being black with evil eyes.
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