A local Stockton Brook farmboy has claimed he witnessed an alien invasion last Friday night, but critics insist it was just a meteor shower!
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| Terry Tucker, 23 |
"As I chowed down on a ploughman's in the barn, I looked up to see lights in the sky!" claims Terry Tucker, 23, father of eight. "It was the real deal and I don’t care what the townies say, I know they were them there spaceships!"
"They were definitely not spaceships, and I've got the photos and scientific data to prove it," says meteor mogul French Bunningham. "Don’t listen to what the inbred, yokel farmers say, they don't know shit and, furthermore, it's time they stopped getting subsidies for their useless land, the lazy bastards."
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