Today's funny story of the day award goes to the police officers at Burslem Police Station. Finding what looked like a dead alien's body on wasteland, the boys in blue informed RAF Trentham and several news agencies of their discovery, only to find out on closer inspection that the dead body was just a teenager dressed in an alien suit!
"Boy, do we feel stupid," says Detective Ron Briggs of Burslem PD. "To think that the dead body we found was actually an alien!? Fortunately, we've got a good sense of humour down at the station so we can have a good laugh about it."
The dead body has yet to be identified owing to the savage beating inflicted to the head of the victim, but Detective Briggs promises a proper investigation.
"Obviously, the crime scene was contaminated by all the camera crews and members of the public we let it to look at the body when we still thought it was an alien," laughs Det Briggs. "So we'll get no usable or reliable evidence there. I'm sure we’ll come up with something, though. We generally do in the end."
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