No. 4: Princess Diana's Death
Stop any old Joe Schmoe in the street and ask him who killed Diana, Princess of Wales, and the answer you get back between bites on a chunky sausage roll will almost certainly be Prince Philip.
But, what if I told you that it wasn't the soon-to-be-dead professional husband who took out the hit on the notoriously amorous princess, but it was in fact Hollywood superstar Kevin Costner!
I've seen documents so secret that they have a special watermark on them to stop them from being photocopied, though you can just take photos of them if you wish to get around this, which show that Costner became so obsessed with conspiracy theories after making the film 'JFK' that he spent several years cooking one up himself, finally choosing Princess Diana as his victim when negotiations for a role in 'The Bodyguard 2' fell through.
Prince Philip was the perfect patsy for this planned perfect murder, and carrying out his plan in a country with massively incompetent police like France was a masterstroke by Costner, recently accused of exposing himself to and wanking himself off in front of a masseuse in Scotland.
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