Wessex Arrives At Court For Bail Hearing

Paranormal Investigator Mick Wessex has arrived at Fenton Magistrates Court at the start of his bail hearing.

Seemingly in high spirits, Mr Wessex signed autographs for court staff and the judge before taking his seat in a specially adapted throne brought in for him by his defence lawyers from Andrew, Derek, Terrence and Pegg Associates.

When asked how he responded to the charge of murder for the shooting of his girlfriend Sharon Dynamite, he responded: "I call bullshit on this charge and demand to be found not guilty and released. Immediately."

Following an overlong lunch break, the hearing was not completed and will continue tomorrow.