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Wednesday 29 May 2013

Paranormal Investigator Granted Bail

Mick Wessex was granted bail at Fenton Magistrates Court today. Bail was set at £100 and Mr Wessex was ordered to hand over his passport and the spare gun he keeps strapped to his thigh.

Mr Wessex earlier denied the charge of premeditated murder saying that he shot and killed his girlfriend Sharon Dynamite by mistake thinking she was a ghost.


"There's a lot of ghosts out there who would love a go at me, so I always keep a specially adapted gun featuring sandpaper covered bullets at my bedside just in case," explained Mr Wessex.

The terms of the bail mean that he cannot leave Stoke, fire a gun or unsheathe a sword in public.

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