Friends, and to a lesser extent enemies, you'll have to excuse the lack of posts recently, but that is because the Stoke Paranormal Society is about to turn 1200 years old and we've all been too busy celebrating to do any work!
Founded during the dark ages in 812 AD by Lady Catherine Deschanel, when Stoke was a (crucial) part of the kingdom of Mercia, the organisation was created as a secret society through which proper paranormal investigations could be made. Such scientific practises were banned at a time of religious rule, especially during the then reign of King Coenwulf of Mercia, a hardened supporter of the papacy, and probable deviant.
Over the many years since, the society has grown from strength-to-strength and now employs over 200 full time staff to investigate everything from "Bursie" (the Lake Burslem monster) to crop circles, in places as far apart as Fegg Hayes and Trentham!
As I've said, there's been lots of celebrating this grand achievement going here on at Deschanel Towers. Celebrations which have included lots of alcohol, some illegal substances, extra-marital affairs and, if the forums on MumsNet are to be believed, members of staff shitting in the middle of public playgrounds!
We hope you enjoy being a part of the Stoke Paranormal Society. Here's to the next 1200 years! *cheers*
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