Celebrity medium Crystal O’Future has outlined her most ambitious stunt ever: she will attempt to contact dead nonce Sir Jim’ll Savile and psychically reprimand him!
"It's become clear now that he nonced off a load of kids over the years," said the medium (real name: Bev Scaggs) at a launch party. "He probably thought he'd got away with it when he died. Well, he didn't factor me into his pervy plans."
In a forthcoming TV special, to be broadcast live on Sky One, Crystal will ask her spirit guide Alan to bully Sir Jim'll in the afterlife, and ask other spirits to do the same.
In the final segment of the show, over pictures of distressed teenagers, Crystal will then confront Sir Jim'll and present covers of newspaper stories about the scandal to him and ask for his response. If/as he attempts to comment, Crystal plans on interrupting the former wrestler by saying the names of his alleged victims and looking angry.
Guests confirmed for the show include Paul Gambuccini, Esther Rantzen, Kirsty Gallacher and street dance crew Diversity.
The show will end with the song 'Wind of Change' by Scorpions being played over the credits, which will feature Crystal walking through the empty streets of Stoke looking disappointed and bog-eyed.
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