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Saturday 9 November 2013

Police Turn To Psychics To Find Missing Pervert

Rather than put out an APB, Staffordshire Police have asked psychics for their help in finding convicted paedophile Ted Screamer.

"We will have a two week sift of applications before a rigorous interview process," says spokesman PC Barry Shanks. "After we choose our candidate, we will get security clearance for them which can take upto four months, then we will be in a position to start our induction programme. After that is complete, we can get down to the business of trying to find this pervert."

Ted Screamer has been described as one of Stoke's most dangerous men.

"That is why we are not taking this process lightly," added PC Shanks.

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