Reader Fenchurch Goggles has e-mailed in using the pseudonym "Monkey D. Luffy" to warn of Satan worshippers on Rape Road in South Longton.
"Don't use my real name, but my neighbours Gill and Fred have recently turned to the dark side. My pet goats are worried - Monkey D. Luffy," read Mr Goggles's e-mail.
Fenchurch has been trying to raise an angry mob to attack the house, so far without success. If you would like to join the mob, leave a comment below with your name and phone number.
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