When Stoke man Mark Willey shaved off his moustache for Movember, he thought he was doing a good deed, but he claims that losing his hairy friend has caused a change in his personality!
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"Since I did it I now enjoy typical women's work such as cooking, knitting and wanking off strange men," says the former crazy paver. "I never did any of these things before and it is solely happening because I shaved the old boy off for charity. I'm outraged and so was my wife, before she disappeared on our recent hunting trip. May God have mercy on her soul."
Mr Willey plans on suing the Movember UK charity for £50 million.
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