Word on the street is that RAF Trentham is resurrecting its controversial remote viewing programme, which was closed down several years ago amid claims that "viewers" used their powers for personal gain and sexual gratification during office hours.
The programme was designed to be used to harness the power of the mind to spy on rival armies in Russia, Stone and Crewe, and to kill people just by staring at them really hard.
If you are interested, please contact the RAF at 0845 605 5555 and ask to be transferred to RAF Trentham, remote viewing desk.
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