A quirky list of lost-and-found items has been compiled by local travel tavern The Burslem Hilton after a recent conference on ghost-hunting held at the hotel.
Among the items left behind include ghost-hunting equipment, a life-size Fegg Hayes Yeti costume with detachable penis, a case full of 100 Lou Diamond Phillips masks and an urn containing the ashes of local serial killer Dr Harold Shipman.
Staff at the tavern were even treated to an early Christmas surprise when a couple left a Santa-shaped dildo in their room.
An 18-month-old boy was also left behind, though no 'Home Alone'-style japes were recorded after the boy was locked in a vault for safekeeping until his parents returned the next week to reclaim him.
An energetic gerbil was also found in a cage in one room.
Some of the items left behind:
A suitcase of vintage dwarf pornography
Keys to a white Vauxhall Nova
A suitcase of designer badger outfits and matching collars
A life size Mr Blobby costume
A semen-stained poster of Robert Kilroy-Silk
A 12" picture disc of 'Love Shack' by The B-52's
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