You will all have seen the
news stories lately about the creature(s) terrorising northern Stoke, in
particular the stories of it killing animals and draining their blood, but what
exactly do we know about the creature responsible: El Chellacabra?
The creature was first spotted in Chell by Jason Butters in the summer of 1994, at the start of the Britpop craze that swept through Stoke (and the rest of England) in the mid-1990s. Much like Britpop, people praised El Chellacabra for being an exciting new British monster with British ideals, unlike the dour, grungy American monsters popular earlier in the decade.
The creature was first spotted in Chell by Jason Butters in the summer of 1994, at the start of the Britpop craze that swept through Stoke (and the rest of England) in the mid-1990s. Much like Britpop, people praised El Chellacabra for being an exciting new British monster with British ideals, unlike the dour, grungy American monsters popular earlier in the decade.
But Butters's story was
criticised by some, as the monster he described seemed to have a lot in common
with Minilla, the son of Godzilla, on TV on a regular basis at that time as
Channel 4 regularly showed the Godzilla films at weekends. Some even claimed he
had mixed fantasy with reality and thought that the Godzilla films were real!
Other people came forward with sightings of Chellacabras though. The creatures are reported by eyewitnesses as being about 4 feet in height and as lookingreptilian, with green scaly skin and spines running down its back. They often seem to have some dog-like features as well, such as a snout. (Some people say they look like a cross between a Godzilla and a dog!) They have been reported as some as hopping like a kangaroo, and have large vampiric fangs, which they use to drain the blood of their victims! Fortunately for us humans, Chellacabras do not attack or drink the blood of humans, and is only interested in the blood of animals.
So if you see a creature that looks like the (relatively small) offspring of a Godzilla and a dog, make sure your animals are safe! Keep your pet dogs indoors and your badgers in their hutches! El Chellacabra cares not for animal types as long as it can satiate its own massive blood lust! You have been warned!
Other people came forward with sightings of Chellacabras though. The creatures are reported by eyewitnesses as being about 4 feet in height and as lookingreptilian, with green scaly skin and spines running down its back. They often seem to have some dog-like features as well, such as a snout. (Some people say they look like a cross between a Godzilla and a dog!) They have been reported as some as hopping like a kangaroo, and have large vampiric fangs, which they use to drain the blood of their victims! Fortunately for us humans, Chellacabras do not attack or drink the blood of humans, and is only interested in the blood of animals.
So if you see a creature that looks like the (relatively small) offspring of a Godzilla and a dog, make sure your animals are safe! Keep your pet dogs indoors and your badgers in their hutches! El Chellacabra cares not for animal types as long as it can satiate its own massive blood lust! You have been warned!
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