Police responding to possible alien attacks or invasions in Staffordshire have been kitted out with potentially life-saving equipment.
Three police response vehicles will carry a special pack designed to fight aliens. The pack contains a knife (to fight any hostile aliens), a mirror (to deflect alien ray gun blasts) and a 10p coin to use in a phone box should the Police's radio system go down.
Officers from Staffordshire Police have been trained to use the devices. Police spokesman PC Barry Shanks is happy with how everything has gone. "Once again, Staffordshire Police has shown itself to be the best, most forward-thinking and most competent police force in the world. Fact."
The cars are based at the three most important sites in Staffordshire: Hanley, Leek and Fegg Hayes.
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