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Saturday 24 March 2012

Did "Crouchy" Use Voodoo To Become Famous?

It has been claimed somewhere on the internet that Stoke City footballer Peter Crouch is a rabid user of Voodoo and harnassed its spells to get so tall (6'7") and become a famous footballer!

Crouch goes surfing on Lake Burslem

The claims come from a football forum from an anonymous user who says he is a "Stoke City insider".

"I can't keep quiet about this any longer," said the insider. "Crouchy uses Voodoo to satisfy his own desires. As a Voodoo practitioner myself, I only use spells for good. Crouchy has been using them for fame and wealth."

A Voodoo priestess in Hanley

As we all know, Stoke is the Voodoo capital of Europe; Hanley's French Quarter is home to a large African and Haitian population who practise Vodun or Voodoo. "That was one of Crouchy's motivations for joining Stoke City over other teams like Sunderland," adds the insider. "He knows that if he needs to sacrifice a goat or get a Voodoo doll, he only needs to go to the French Quarter in Hanley to get what he needs."

Crouch has yet to give any comment on Voodoo.

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